12/26/2023 0 Comments Sad minion softballSteve Carrell reprises his role as an 11-year-old Gru in this prequel film, which follows the little manlet as he tries to fill a spot on his favorite villainous team, the Vicious 6, after their leader “died.” Of course, being an 11-year-old in the year 1976, Gru has access to incredible technology like a rocket-powered tricycle to go to school in. Krabs in the 2004 Spongebob Squarepants movie, “money.” So, why did they unveil this abomination over this past summer? In the words of Mr. Sing 2, the film that the studio released last year, earned nearly $409 million worldwide. Did they need to release this? Absolutely not. Minions: The Rise of Gru firmly cemented the Minions as the second worst thing to ever come out of France, after a legacy of colonialism that has created a butterfly effect which continues to affect their former colonies to this day. What could the French even release to remotely contend with that travesty? That answer would have to be Illumination Studios’ perennial curse on the world with yet another installment of the adventures of the banana Tic Tacs. Apparently, the French made a resolution to wage a media war against the United States for the crime of Emily in Paris having three seasons at the time of this article’s writing, which is arguably five too many. And New Year’s resolutions have been created, whether they will last or not. The confetti has been swept off of the asphalt of a major city. The oversized objects have fallen slowly to the ground. A handy list of popcorn gifs, for your viewing pleasure.“Auld Lang Syne” has been sung a few too many times.If you're going to submit drama for these topics, make sure it's quality! See here for more information. This is the current list of drama that has a higher bar for submission. Links to full threads are allowed where the drama is obvious, but use common sense and direct links when applicable. When submitting drama do not link to the full comments, to images, or otherwise to outside of a comment thread. If your post points out bad behavior more than it does drama, it will be removed. Remain as neutral as possible biased titles/self posts are grounds for deletion.
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